Mr. Derpinthoughton

Hartford, CT

I'm a Junior Programmer!

Programming is my passion, I love OOP, I separate the most I can into objects. Currently working at an amazing company, and creating some A.I. projects based on Multiple Individual Task Robots or MITR for short, which consists of copying the way neurons work.

I (think I) know:

Java SE
Java Script


I'm Learning:

Java EE (and a lot Java SE libraries)
Android programming (JAVA)

My favorite //comments:

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will

// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets

// released into the public.

// drunk, fix later

// Magic. Do not touch.

return 1; //returns 1

double penetration; // ouch

/////////////////////////////////////// this is a well commented line

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.

// I am not responsible for this code.

// They made me write it, against my will.