They gave me a piece of paper, then a couple postdocs, then they gave me tenure.

I'll answer your physics questions if you'll answer my programming and/or signal processing questions. ;-)

My fields are relativity, numerical analysis, astrophysics, and acoustics. I program in...whatever's not Ruby, Lisp, or Objective C.

I'd like to buy everyone on S.O. a beverage.

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