Me: Look Luke, I. AM. THE WINNER!
Luke: That's not possible... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOO!!!
Me: Do you want some wine?
Luke: Mhh... Yes, thank you daddy! *drinking*
- Scene of a drunk Luke falling down in the hole -
Me: Oh my Force, what have I just done... I just killed my son. Now who'll gonna tell this to his mother? ...I suppose Luke will do it eyes on eyes