A boy was crossing a road one day when a chicken called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the chicken and put it in his pocket. The chicken spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the chicken out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The chicken then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, 'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the chicken out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the chicken asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look, I'm a software engineer, I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking chicken is cool."