About Me...tailored for the English StackExchange in particular:

  • I have been a grammar nerd since fifth grade.
  • I am a native English speaker.
  • I love reading and writing (analysis, poetry, stories).
  • Sentence diagramming needs to come back! It's fantastic!

About Me...tailored for StackOverflow in particular:

  • Perl is awesome.
  • VBA for Excel is awesome in a different way.
  • C++ was awesome when I used it.
  • When I eventually get good at Java, I'm sure that will be awesome too.