Some say I never blink, and that I keep roaming around the woods at night foraging for wolves. Some say I sleep upside down like a bat. Some say I appear on high value stamps in Sweden, and that I can catch fish with my tongue. Some say I blink horizontally and also that my breath smells of magnesium, and that I'm scared of bells. Some say I naturally face magnetic north, and that all my legs are hydraulic. Some say that I live in a tree, and that my sweat can be used to clean precious metals. Some say that my heart ticks like a watch, and that I'm confused by stairs. Some say that I am a CIA experiment that went wrong, and in case you were wondering, CIA employees internally called me Project NIB.