Multiple generations of legacy code that cannot be refactored without destroying the entire house of cards. Design anti-patterns as a design pattern. Live, mission-critical system where you develop on the production instance. Large sections of managed and native COBOL. Easily top every development horror story at LAN parties.

Experience with the following technologies: .NET, ASP.NET, JavaScript, VBScript, COBOL, Managed COBOL. An extreme resilience and ability to withstand intense pressure. A numbness to the absence of excellence. Wily survival instincts and the ability to keep your head down combined with a reckless disregard for type safety. A bonus is any political experience, whether as a candidate or as an elected official.

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