Look into my eyes and tell me what you see. Does it burn when I look at you like that? Does it? DOES IT?

Testing is this thing that breaks your code. Don't be mean. Don't break code. Don't test things.

Don't write documentation. Write a program instead that implants the required knowledge into someone's brain instead. Don't write documentation for this program either, but make it run on every human and android you encounter.

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