This creature is Ultimate Qwerty, interested in various things, especially those of which could be done at home. Or in bed. Either are alright.
He (she?) enjoys writing and other forms of art, especially visual art. Things that could be done in bed, remember. Photography, drawing, surfing the internet, and surfing StackExchange are some things he (she?) enjoys.
His age is unknown, but some suspect him (her?) of being a middle-aged, internet-obsessed parent, and others suspect him (her?) of being a precocious child who stole their family's computer.