Clouseau: "Does your dog bite?"
Hotel Clerk: "No."
[Bows down to pet the dog]
Clouseau: "Nice doggie."
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: "I thought you said your dog did not bite!"
Hotel Clerk: "That is not my dog."
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