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A geodesic dome on Benzar (exact location kept secret for security purposes)

I vape arrogantly in your direction while suggesting improvements in protocols to senior officers well above my station. They appreciate the fresh perspective of a Benzite straight out of the Academy. Considered very handsome on my planet, I gave up a lucrative career in erotic pantomime in order to serve the common good.

In my time off I enjoy a good game of dom-jot. My playing verve gains accolades of "Groombaaah!!!" from fiery Nausicaans sick of the usual boring talk at such establishments. I also like 3 dimensional chess but no one will play me. I mock my best friend Wesley by constantly telling him to shut-up; it's good for his self confidence.

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