An accountant with a serious programming hobby.

What's 2+2?
Engineer: "It lies between 3.98 and 4.02.
Mathematician: "In two hour I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following proof."
Physicist: "It's in the magnitude of 1*10^1."
Logician: "This problem is solvable."
Social worker: "I don't know the answer, but I'm glad we discussed this important question."
Attorney: "In the case of Smith vs State, 2+2 was declared to be 4."
Trader: "Are you buying or selling?"
Accountant: "What would you like it to be?"