JavaScript-junkie.

"Sr. Analytics-Implementation-Specialist" -- I put a lot of work into understanding how Google Analytics and Adobe SiteCatalyst do what they do; how to use them; what to collect, in order to get the reports people need to see; and write custom code to allow my company to track things which aren't collectable in regular implementations.

I'm also in Toronto's best-known and hardest-working Alt-Nerd-Folk Rock-Comedy Duo. To the best of my knowledge.