Big Ball of Mud maintainer (mostly Java, C++, and SQL - Perl, Python, and JavaScript as necessary) currently living in Charlotte, NC. I also tutor Java, Python, and JavaScript part-time at Franklin University.
I'm the co-author (along with Justin Nelson) of StackWrap4J, a Java wrapper for the Stack Exchange REST API.
I blog about programming, math, learning, and technology at BillTheLizard.com.
You can follow me on Twitter, @lizardbill. (If I recognize you from SO or meta, I'll probably follow you back.) You can also find me on Google+.