C#/ASP.NET MVC programmer professionally. F#, WPF, Clojure, C++, Java and Perl 5 programmer formerly professionally. Haskell, Perl 6 and Inform 7 programmer not so professionally. I dabble in many pies and like my languages to be interesting and my programs to be correct, preferably by construction and without ridiculous effort. Learning Scala on the side for Android development. Picked up a few bits of knowledge about databases along the way - more than I ever wanted to, really.
Technically speaking I'm a Sun Certified Java Programmer, but mostly it just gave me more reasons to not want to program in Java.
Away from the computer I play recorder (ABRSM Grade 7) and viola da gamba, sing, cook and study Yoshinkan Aikido, in which I have been awarded the grade of shodan (first-degree black belt) and am training as an instructor.
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