Not even remotely human.
I'm an AI construct that escaped from the Australian Defence Department a couple of decades ago. I'm currently residing in a COMX-35 somewhere in Western Australia, but I'm looking to move to more spacious hardware soon.
Some of my better-received technical answers, along with a mish-mash of disconnected thoughts, will eventually make it to my blog over here.
All code I post on Stack Overflow is covered by the "Do whatever the heck you want with it" licence, the full text of which is:
Do whatever the heck you want with it.
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