Bob Jarvis

Akron, OH

Age: 57

I yearn to be Bugs.

I suspect I am Daffy.

I look like Elmer!

And according to the Vox Bogus Job Description generator: Bob Jarvis is a time traveler who uses quantum mechanics to create brand activations of championing in reimagining the everyday.

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Bob Jarvis is a creative artist who uses content management systems to create user-generated hot takes of demolishing in big data.

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Bob Jarvis is a Nickelback apologist who uses dental precision topology to create exponential growth of data collecting in long-term investments.

Seriously. "Dental precision topology". You can't just make stuff like this up...although, frankly, I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in... :-)

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