I am a Professional Hacker of Internets.
I worked for AOL for almost thirteen years as a security engineer and have been in the industry for over 20 years, automating anything that isn't tied down so I have more time to automate things.
My best and favorite language is Python. I first learned to code in Perl, which really wasn't the greatest of introductions. (Bad programming practices!) I always found programming tedious and boring, yet still necessary, before I discovered Python.
I have lots of skills with all things tech: servers, network hardware, firewalls, game systems... It's all prime for hacking!!
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