A boy swallows a whole jar of coins, and is taken to a hospital. When the doctor came out to speak with the parents, he said, "No change yet."
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A man needed major surgery. They removed all the organs on the left side of his body.
Now he is all right. :)
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A: He liked to see the meat loaf.
Q: Why did the farmer feed sugar to his sick pig?
A: He wanted sugar-cured ham.
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