All I want to do is get some work done. If others can help me out with their combined knowledge, super! If I can help out others, awesome.
So acquiring knowledge in one particular technology and coming out as a guru is going to be impossible in this lifetime...and that's why I love StackOverflow (nope, I'm not getting paid for stating this).
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