Artax <- Parallel HTTP client PHP 5.4+ (no cURL)
Amp <- Asynchronous Multiprocessing in PHP 5.4+
I like surfing, running and programming. And hot dumb chicks. Especially hot dumb chicks.
I studied Economics and worked as a stock broker before leaving to program all day. Financial applications used to be my primary interest; now I just write crazy high-end servers. On a personal level, I aspire to Tiger-Woods-Esque levels of moral ambiguity in matters of the heart and fully endorse the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.