Some thoughts ...

• My life is based on a true story.
• It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
• You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
• Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
• Do not seek illumination unless you seek it as a man whose hair is on fire seeks a pond.
• Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
• I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.