Fun Fact: I have programmed all my life, but I have never had the opportunity to work with another programmer. I've always wanted to, but no luck. I've never had anyone with which I could bounce coding thoughts back and forth.
So that's why I'm here. I hope you can be a little patient with my naive questions. I have nobody else to ask.
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