Chris

Orlando, FL

Age: 30

Example 1: Shit about me

<?php

$shitAboutMe = $me->getShit();

foreach( $shitAboutMe as $shit )
{
    echo $shit . '.<br />';
}

?>

The above example will output:

I am the co-founder of a digital agency.
I taught myself PHP & HTML when I was 15.
I stay up too late on Stackoverflow.
I love football (Go Dolphins!).