I have 4 apps on Google Play and I have even lectured on Android Development in Sydney.
I have frequently been asked in team bulding exercises to introduce myself in various ways. One of my favorite ways is:
Q. What is your name and if you could be any animal which one would it be and why?
A: Ali Muzaffar & Bear, without a doubt. It's a toss up between a Grizzly, or Kodiak bear.
My reasons are:
They are smart.
They are strong.
They look slow and sluggish but they aren't (their top speed is about 30KM/Hour).
They look like a big cuddly push over but are deadly.
They are mostly solitary (aren't most software developers).
They gain and lose a lot of weight every year.
They are one of the most adaptable species in the world.
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