A future college dropout with background in computer engineering, with a tendency for acute panic attacks when something's broken and he may have had something to do with it in the course of the last several months.
Found a deep love for Mercurial and Python by extension.
Currently working at a telemarketing company as an 'IT specialist' (you can bet heavy lifting was involved at some point), managing the few remaining Linux servers. Practical experience with Debian-based Linux distributions and FreeBSD.
Physically unable to retain any C-related knowledge.