Davide Guerri

Bristol, UK

Age: 38

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.

"Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don’t know" Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn’t matter".

"wtf cheesy cat... I thought you were a magical s**t..."