var Slappy = function() {
  this.languages = [
    'ASM', 'C++', 'Pascal', 'Delphi', 'Java', 'VB',
    'VB.NET', 'C#', 'Lisp', 'Objective C', 'JavaScript', 'SQL'
  ]

  this.techs = [
    'OpenGL', 'DirectX', 'XNA', 'WCF', 'WWF', 'MVC', 'ASP.NET',
    'jQuery', 'JQUI', 'Silverlight', 'WPF', 'HTML5',
    'Lucene', 'FTS', 'Async', 'Concurrent', 'iPhone', 'WP6', 'WP7',
    'XML', 'XSLT', 'Custom ORMs', 'Linq', 'EF', 'Plinq', 'LinQ to SQL',
    'Oracle', 'MySQL', 'SQL Server'
  ]

  this.industries = [
    'Custom Dev', 'Logistics', 'Finance', 'Online Gaming', 'CMS'
  ]

  this.liveLife = function() {
    for(var age = 1; age <= currentAge; age++) {
     // Geo Location
     if(age == 1)
       this.liveIn('Zimbabwe');
     if(age >= 1 && age < 30)
       this.liveIn('South Africa');
     if(age >= 30)
       this.liveIn('Australia');

     // Education
     if(age >= 6 && age <= 17)
       this.gotoSchool();
     if(age > 17 && age < 23)
       this.study('BSc (infoTech) Hons');
     if(age == 23) {
       this.majorIn('ComSci');
       this.majorIn('Info Sys');
       this.majorIn('Psyc');
     }

     // Interests
     if(age > 13) {
       this.sports('Professional Mountain Biking').play();
       this.sports('Paintball').play();
       this.hobby('Gaming').play();
       this.hobby('Game Dev').play();
       this.hobby('Electronics').play();
     }
    }
  }
}