George Warner (geowar1@mac.com) spends too much time searching for his wandering robots in the halls of Apple's R&D campus. He suspects they might be jealous of his way-too-beautiful-to-marry-a-computer-nerd (but did) wife. Otherwise he's kept busy answering questions from developers about threading and optimization in Developer Technical Support (DTS). Prior to his life at Apple, George shoved mainframes around at ESL/TRW and Digital and jumped out of perfectly good aircraft in the Air Force. Now he has a life (and a cute wife!).