I am very old.
My profile picture is a side way snowman!
I am not a programmer. I am not even an engineer. I just wing it.
if you want to give me money: http://careers.stackoverflow.com/thang
I am not very active here anymore. SO used to be filled with fun puzzly questions and questions from people who are genuinely confused after putting in a lot of effort.
Now, it's just a bunch of lazy wannabe programmers with "there's something wrong with my program, what is it?" People get paid to do that. For example: Overload linking error or Reading file into an vector object C++.
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