Mr. Goose

In the Lake

Age: 94

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial.

I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom.

I think only a batsman will be able to tell you about the goose bumps he gets after hitting a perfect cover drive. I'm one of them.

When you're the cash cow that lays the golden goose egg, people are always going to cheer you on, whatever.