PHP developer for IBM i systems (you may know them as AS/400 or iSeries) who also utilizes Java (Android and Applet) but phasing out Java in favor of C (Firefox and Chrome plugins/extensions).
Hobbies include SCADA and the modbus protocol (have to use that education for something, right?), off-roading, disc golf, karaoke, and bowling. Unrealistic hobbies (i.e. things that don't fit my budget) include boating and snow skiing. Also I have kids; they're awesome.
Also for those I meet on gaming exchange my Steam account is makr8100, I'll accept about any friend request but don't play a whole lot of different games. I mean I actually survive Steam sales.
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