Data analyst for DHL Global Forwarding (UK) Ltd, pretend expert in VBA and Access with only MCSE-approved Advanced Excel and Writing SQL course certificates and 5 years of experience creating bodged solutions to back this up. To be fair, lately I've been creating pretty good solutions.
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