I am newbie coder, I am currently studying a degree in IT focused on security. Unfortunately I suck, and prefer to watch lectures from home. My dream is to one day live in a basement, and code and tear computers apart, whilst going out at nights to interview women for the vacancy of "potential future ex-wife" in my life.
I also used to write satire, and might free-lance again someday.
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