Sorry, I don't do chat. I'm honestly not sure why it was decided that was a useful feature for a Q&A site. If you have a question that you think I might be able to answer, please post a question to the site so that everyone may benefit.
My primary area of expertise is the Win32 API. I work primarily in C++, C#, and VB.NET (although less in .NET these days). I also know VB 6, the MFC framework, and a little about C. I'm addicted to solving problems and happiest when I'm completely engaged in a challenge.
Fair warning: Brevity is not necessarily my strong suit...
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