I've been programming for about 20 years now (eek!). My first job was in COBOL, but mainframes and I do not mix. I coded several years in Java back in the JDK 1.0.2 days. Did some C++ and COM. Worked on Java + WFC from Microsoft. Been writing C# and SQL code for many years now.
Married with two kids. Kids regularly cause segmentation faults. Wife is wonderful, understanding, and sympathetic, but she=g=d=+++----CARRIER LOST