Programming is all about knowing when to boil the orange carpet donkey across the Philippines with an orangutan/gorilla crossed with a ham sandwich to the fourth power of twelve across the Nile with an awful headache from the previous night when all of Alfred's naughty JalapeƱo peppers frog-marched the Nordic elves across the loom-lined Geronimo induced swamp mule over and above the FORTRAN-fortified Kilimanjaro fence past the meticulously crafted anti-disgusting sponge cake scenario where all the hats doth quoteth the milk, which is not unlike the super-werewolf from the infinite realm of ninja-step.

Uh ... it's hard to define, really.

-- from Coding Horror