Mostly harmless and sometimes helpful punk, who sold out and is now a software architect and programmer with some company.

Avoids certifications like the plague.

Also a pseudo-designer with special interest in typography; a decent pianist; and a horrible guitarist - soaking up new interests on a weekly basis.

Language experience in rough chronological order:

• Amstrad CPC 464 BASIC
• Amiga AMOS BASIC
• Amiga assembly
• Turbo Pascal
• x86 assembly
• Delphi
• HTML
• PHP
• CSS + Javascript
• C#
• VBA (for MS Word)
• ActionScript 2 + 3
• Python

... with some dabbling in Java, Objective-C, Ruby and others.

These days, most work days take place with ASP.NET MVC (I have an intense dislike of WebForms), WPF, WinForms, VSTO, Flash/ActionScript 3/Flex/Air.