Well, here I am and let me introduce you to me in the most possible effective way in least time I can. You are here Ubuntu guys. So why dont just we start ubuntu way to get to know me?

$sudo apt-get install USER
compiling.....getting user details....
1 user found : http://askubuntu.com/users/57942/ashutosh
Getting details ................................. 0%
Getting details .................................100%
Generating sources .......Finished Compiling...Done!!!
$sudo ashutosh -hobby
>He likes to watch movies in spare time with Laptop On
>Yeah, he seems to be nerd but he sleeps with his laptop
>He drinks with it and all personal hobbies could end up 
>to the laptop
$sudo ashutosh -profession
>student at Lovely Professional University, He likes to
>make his carrer out of electronics and commnunication.
>have been on making a device more comfortable and
>reliable with linux on arm devices.Still on AVR too.
$sudo ashutosh -website
>In spare time, he likes to build websites with CSS, HTML,Jquery.
>He is currently having his site hosted @ www.ashurocks.in 
$sudo ashutosh --help
>Well, for any help, just contact me @ 216.ashutosh@gmail.com
>Otherwise, you can reach me @ www.facebook.com/ashu216