Hard working programmer (3 years work experience) in love with Java but married to Objective-C for her money.
An extramarital affair with Java is very likely in the near future.
Objective-C found out about the affair and killed Java ... so long Eclipse, so long Android, so long Servlet, JSP and Garbage Collector. I will miss you!
Two hot girls moved in next door, Python and Ruby. I hope they'll talk to me ...